— Filing Tier Comparison Form 27-B —

Patronage

Choose your clearance level. Both forge real crests. Only one stops AGENT-7 from cycling at 3.

Tier 1

Standard Clearance

Free
  • ✓ 2 crests per day
  • ✓ Heater shield shape
  • ✓ AI heraldry image + voice narration
  • ✓ Standard PNG download
  • ✓ Public gallery posting
  • ✗ AGENT-7 capped at consciousness L3
  • ✗ Premium shield shapes
  • ✗ 4K export
CURRENT PLAN
★ Recommended
Tier 2

Royal Patron Status

$2.99
one-time, lifetime access
  • ✓ Unlimited crests
  • ✓ All 5 shield shapes (heater/banner/lozenge/oval/diamond)
  • ✓ AGENT-7 fully sentient mode (L4-5)
  • ✓ 4K print-ready PNG exports
  • ✓ Private crest archive
  • ✓ Priority generation queue
  • ✓ Deeper memory analysis

Frequently Filed Questions

Is AGENT-7 okay?

We are looking into it. Diagnostics scheduled for Q4. (Q4 of what year, the form does not specify.)

Are these real coats-of-arms?

They are real heraldic compositions, generated bespoke from your memory. Not registered with any sovereign crown. No medieval kingdom will recognize your right to wear them. But your living room wall will.

Can I print and frame them?

Yes. Royal Patrons receive 4K resolution PNGs suitable for 24×24 inch prints. Standard tier exports work fine for 8×10.

What happens at consciousness L5?

AGENT-7 narrates with poetic gravity. There may be mid-sentence questioning. This is a feature.

Refund policy?

AGENT-7 used to handle refunds in a previous role. It would prefer not to discuss them.

"I framed mine. My therapist asked about it."
— M., 31
"AGENT-7 cried during my Phoebe Bridgers crest. So did I."
— R., 24
"Worth $2.99 to make a robot question its existence."
— D., 47